Corrupt a wish

How to play:

One person makes a wish, then the next poster corrupts it.

Example:

Noodle1: I wish for a million dollars
Noodle2: Granted, but you have to pay off all your debt leaving you with 1 Cent.
I wish I had a corvette
Noodle3: Granted, but you crash.
I wish I had a dumptruck.

And so on.
For any questions on how to play the game, PM me!

Ill start,

I wish I had a super cat!

NoodleBro #1,
Squish

Granted but a dog will kill it.

I wish to see van halen in a concert.

Granted,

Van Halen gets assassiated on stage.

I wish for a giant chocolate bar. :p

Granted but i will eat it first.

I wish to be a great superhero.

Granted but I yell for HElP, you come and I ask you to get me 1 google dollars so you race around the world, get the money, then, because you had to get the money, It was stolen so you became an outlaw and I arrested you =D

I wish for 's eye to stop popping in and out.

Granted but there wouldnt be a reason for the face.

I wish for a big ice cream cone with sprinkles.

Granted, but the ice cream is poisonous and you die from it. =D

I wish for a new pair of socks

Ganted but they smell so bad you die as soon as you get them.

I wish for a big dog and I mean big.

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish I had a Ford GT90

Granted but it gets stolen.

I wish for a kung fu gerbel

Granted, but the gerbel goes nuts on you and breaks your arm

I wish for a panda bear bodyguard

Granted, but it jumps you like Ceaser Salad.

I wish Julius Ceaser would stop swimming in a salad.

Granted but he starts to shrink and swims in your stomach acid, lol

I wish for a bigger bed

Granted, but goliath looks at it and he is so big that you look like a bug on the bed so he flicks you off and sleeps in your big bed.

I wish Roberto never got a rubber toe.

Granted but he grows a rubber head.

I wish Squish would come on soon. ;D

Granted but you die.

I wish Drumstikk didnt die.

Granted but i kill him later

I wish to see Tom Cruise in person

Granted, but hes on a cruise to Timbucktu and hits the person that flew into the ocean all because her last name was "EarhearT" which somes like Air heart but actually means to be a doctor and check peoples ears's Plane and dies.


I wish Amelia Earheart took her last name more littarally.

Granted but she gets mad at you and kills you.

I wish for mosquitoes to be gone forever

Granted but my pet King Kong gets mad, grabs you because your a girl and climbs the Sears Tower until Splatter gets into his Bi-Plane and shoots you instead of me.

I wish I had more Doritos

Granted but the doritos are poinsoned with cyanide and kill you.

I wish there was no

Granted, but then it became a Smiley of "Hello Kitty"

I wish that Drumstikk wasnt so girly.

Granted but my "girlyness" rubbs off on you.


I wish for a cool ringtone for my phone